Tonteria is a Mexican-themed bar and nightclub located in London, UK. They offer a lively atmosphere featuring tequila cocktails, Latin American music, and unique decor.

The interior of Tonteria London is designed to transport guests to a vibrant and playful Mexican fiesta. The decor features bright colors, whimsical details, and unique design elements that make the club feel like a lively and festive destination.

The main bar area is adorned with colorful papel picado banners, sombreros, and other Mexican-themed decors. The walls are covered in brightly coloured tiles, and the seating mixes plush leather couches and bar stools. The Tequila Train runs along a track suspended above the bar, delivering tequila shots to guests in a playful and fun way.

To make a table reservation at Tonteria, you can contact us on our reservation line, WhatsApp, email or by filling up the form. Simply click the Book Now button. We offer a variety of table packages, ranging from a standard table with a minimum spend to VIP tables with special access and bottle service. Prices and availability vary depending on the day of the week and the time of year, so it is recommended to book in advance.

When making a table reservation, reviewing Tonteria’s dress code and age limit policies is important to ensure you meet their requirements.

Table Prices:

The club’s standard entry fee is £20. 

The starting cost at Tonteria for a table is £1000 min spend, and the VIP Tonteria table prices begin from £2000 min spend for groups of up to 10.

Dress Code:

The dress code for women at Tonteria is sexy and trendy, and, of course, high-heels. Men should follow the smart/elegant code with elegant shoes, and no trainers.